Dyslexic: Can’t read? Too lazy to keep up with school work or just plain dumb. Maybe they make up these things to put a label on thick kids or the ones who just want extra attention from teachers. Adults with dyslexia are unable to do certain things as well as other people or use it as an excuse to avoid work. Learning disabilities are just made up, their used as an excuse for a free ride or to get sympathy.
Tree surgeon: Hanging around in trees, macho men or cowboys? Felling trees and destroying the environment or ‘conservationists’ who charge a small fortune to prune your leylandii. What do they know about trees that your average gardener doesn’t? And just why does it cost so much when you could just use a ladder and an electric saw?